Retrograde Vibes Only Greeting Card
Alright, listen up you cats and kittens! This ain't just some *thing*, this is a portal to a whole new dimension of awesome. Think of it as a secret weapon, a conversation starter, a tiny rebellion you can hold in your hand. It's got that somethin' somethin', that je ne sais quoi, that'll make your neighbor jealous and your grandma ask "Where'd ya get *that*?". Trust me, you NEED this. Don't be a square, grab yours now before they're gone and you're left staring at your boring life. It's time to level up your game. You dig?
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